K'nuckles: Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.
Come with me, we'll go and see
a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ No drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure -- that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
Cap'n, I'm bored.
Will you tell me a story?
K'nuckles: Just remember an old one.
Flapjack: I want to hear a new one!
Come on, cap'n!
They're so good!
K'nuckles: I have to use the bucket first.
Flapjack: How come you always have to use
the bucket before a new story?
K'nuckles: You don't ask a man that!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
Whoa!
Whoaaaaa!
Flapjack: Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Whoaaaaaaaaa!
Flapjack: Cap'n?
What were you doing in there?
K'nuckles: I was just thinking about the time
a devilfish ripped apart my boat
and swallowed my wife.
Flapjack: Captain!
You had a boat?!
K'nuckles: That got me angry!
So I jumped up and punched
the devilfish right in the face!
Then he swam home, crying.
Flapjack: Wow, captain!
I just don't know how you keep
track of all your adventures.
K'nuckles: Good storytellin' comes from
real-life adventurin', boy.
And you don't got a life!
Flapjack: I don't have a life?!
K'nuckles: Nope.
And you might not ever get one.
Well, off to the Candy Barrel!
Flapjack: I think I have to use the bucket.
I don't have a life.
Huh?
Adventure story comics?
Whoa!
"Captain Jesús vs. The devilfish"?!
Whoa.
Whoa!
Whoaaaa!
[ LAUGHING ]
Wow!
He punched that devilfish in the face,
just like Captain K'nuckles did!
"Get a life!
Join the navy!"
[ plop! ]
Bubbie: Huh?
Where you goin', baby?
Flapjack: I'm going to get a life!
From the navy.
[ LAUGHS ]
Boooooop!
[ BLAM! ]
[ CHOIR SINGS ]
K'nuckles: Captain Flapjack!
Tell your K'nuckles a story, boy.
Flapjack: Very well.
[ LAUGHS ]
Ohh! Huuuh!
♪ Two navy guys ♪
So, you want to join the navy?
Are you ready for action and adventure?
Flapjack: Yes!
Come on, recruit!
Your ship awaits!
Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
I'll come back with a life, Cap'n!
[ BELL CLANGING ]
Bubbie: K'nuckles, have you seen Flapjack?
K'nuckles: I don't know.
Maybe he's using the bucket.
[ PLOP! ]
Flapjack, where are ya?
Flapjack?
My comics.
[ GASPS ]
No, Flapjack!
Don't join the navy!
Those stories are embellished!
Admiral, meet Flapjack.
So, you think you're a navy man?
You've just made...
the best decision of your life!
Walk with me.
You know, when I was your age,
I, too, left home to answer the call of adventure.
Oh, you are going to have
the experience of a lifetime.
Flapjack, I want to team you up
with someone who has over 27 years of experience --
someone accustomed to the exciting life of the navy.
I want to introduce you to...
Jesús!
Flapjack: Jesús?!
Jesús!
Flapjack: Uh, hi.
I'm Flapjack.
It's...an honor to meet you.
Uh...
I'm sorry about your wife.
¿que?
Flapjack: You must have a ton of stories.
Sometimes when I peel potatoes,
I think I am going to peel a little bit with my peeler,
but then I peel it,
and it peels more than I thought it would.
And sometimes when I peel potatoes,
I imagine that I am actually peeling apples
that are shaped like potatoes.
And then other times when I peel potatoes,
I imagine that I am peeling
regular-shaped apples.
Not potatoes...
apples.
But...that is only sometimes.
Flapjack: But...when do you punch devilfish in the face
and go on adventures?
Adventures?
Flapjack: Yeah, like in the comic books.
Ohhhhh.
Those stories are embellished.
Flapjack: What?
You know -- exaggerated.
Bubbie: My baby joined what?!
K'nuckles: All I told him was
he needed to get a life.
Bubbie: Says the old man who sits in a whale's mouth
reading adventure comics all day!
K'nuckles: What's that supposed to mean?
Bubbie: It means if you want to have a life much longer,
you better get my baby out of the navy!
Come on, kid.
Put a little effort into it.
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
And sometimes I like to imagine
that I'm shining boots instead of shoes.
Sometimes when I'm sitting,
I imagine I'm not.
Flapjack: This isn't an adventure!
[ OFFICERS GASP ]
Admiral on deck.
So, the shining of another man's shoes
isn't adventurous enough for you, huh?
Flapjack: No!
Well, sailor, if it's real
navy adventure you want,
then real navy adventure you shall receive!
Prepare for the adventure drill!
Flapjack: Huh?
So, what's the adventure drill?
Square formation march!
Triangle formation!
I love this one.
Flapjack: I got to get out of here.
Hmm?
[ PANTING ]
Huh?
I got to get to the lifeboat!
[ PANTING ]
[ BOTH GROWL ]
Flapjack: N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
March!
Flapjack: Help me, Jesús.
I want to go home.
I want to go home, too.
Flapjack: Hmm...
[ LAUGHING ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Come in.
What can I do for you, sailor?
[ GASPS ]
Flapjack: I have the scurvy.
Can I go home now?
I'm afraid not, lad.
You see, years ago,
there were thousands of men ready to join the navy.
But nowadays, people can't handle the, uh...
action-packed lifestyle that we deliver.
But you and I -- we were born to do this.
No. No.
We will never leave the navy.
Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]
Admiral, I have wonderful news!
Another new recruit?
It's a miracle!
Set sail back to Stormalong!
Flapjack: Stormalong?
This is my chance to escape!
We are looking for a young man
who wants to join the navy.
His name is, uh...
"K'nuckles."
K'nuckles: I'm that young man.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Sir, you have the body of a 70-year old man
and the handwriting of a toddler!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Welcome aboard.
You just made the best deci---
K'nuckles: Sure. Sure.
Flapjack?
You here, Flapjack?
Flapjack: I'm over here!
Cap'n, what are you doin' up there?
K'nuckles: What are you doin' down there?
I came to rescue ya.
Flapjack: I escaped.
[ HORN BLOWING, BELL CLANGING ]
K'nuckles: Well, get up here and rescue me!
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
K'nuckles: Attaboy, Flap!
There you are.
It's time for you to meet Jesús
and -- what is that?
[ GASPS ]
We're under attack!
Fire the cannon!
What does a cannon look like?
Well, that looks like a potato.
[ BOOM! ]
[ WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE! ]
[ SMASH! ]
[ GURGLE! GURGLE! ]
That was the greatest adventure I have ever been in!
Whoooooooooo-hoo-hoo!
K'nuckles: Help!
Help!
[ GURGLING ]
Flapjack: Cap'n!
[ CHOIR SINGING ]
K'nuckles: You saved my life, boy.
Flapjack: And I don't have a life.
But if the navy's where you go to get one,
then they can keep it.
K'nuckles: When did you get this devilfish, boy?
Flapjack: Well, Cap'n, let me tell you a story.
There goes the best recruit
this navy has ever seen.
What navy?
That was our last ship!
Well, I can always go back to writing comic books.
Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
K'nuckles: Flapjack! You mind?!
Flapjack: I'm sorry, cap'n.
I was just playing with my new friend.
K'nuckles: What friend?
Flapjack: My tiny friend.
[ SCREECHES ]
K'nuckles: Aaaaaaah! Get it away!
Bubbie: K'nuckles, what are you screaming about?
K'nuckles: T-t-t-t-termite!
Bubbie: Termite?!
Flapjack: What's a termite?
K'nuckles: It's the most horrible creature
known to man!
Flapjack: But it doesn't look like
a horrible creature to me.
Bubbie: That's 'cause you ain't made of wood, baby.
K'nuckles: And if you found a termite,
then it must have come from...
Bubbie: Ptoo!
Flapjack: What are we gonna do, Bubbie?
Bubbie: Well, me and you are getting out of here,
'cause the last time there was a termite problem,
I had to rub ointment on my blowhole for three months.
Flapjack: But I can't leave him, Bubbie.
He's my cap'n.
Bubbie: Oh, okay, baby.
But he better hurry up and get rid of those termites
before the whole place gets infested.
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
Yeah, yeah.
Stupid whale.
Uh, Flapjack, you better wait out here.
Uh, this ain't for scaredy-cats.
[ HUMMING ]
K'nuckles: Hey, uh, doc?
Ye-e-e-e-s?
K'nuckles: Uh, I, uh, got a question,
uh, for, uh, for ya.
You see, I-I got this friend,
and I, uh, and he's infested with termites.
Termites?
Hmm.
The procedure is quite simple, really.
First, you locate the infested area.
And then you...
remove it.
[ RIP! ]
K'nuckles: Isn't there any other way, doc?
Well, there are some foreigners who possess a special oil.
But who likes foreigners?
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
Where do I find them?
On that ship leaving Stormalong Harbor.
But I must say, I prefer re--
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
Oh.
K'nuckles: Foreigners!
Come back!
I need your foreign oil!
Flapjack: Is everything taken care of, cap'n?
K'nuckles: Uh, yeah.
Everything's taken care of.
[ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! ]
[ WHISTLES ]
[ BUZZZZZZZZZZ! ]
K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
Ahem.
K'nuckles: Wha? What?
Wake up, Flapjack.
We have visitors.
He's gone, captain K'nuckles,
along with half of Stormalong Harbor.
K'nuckles: Huh?!
What if I told you it was caused by...
termites?!
K'nuckles: Ooh, uh, I don't know anything
about any termites.
[ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
[ PANTING ]
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
I got to find those foreigners.
Those foreigners got to be around here somewhere.
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
Huh?!
Eeeeeep!
Aah! Aah! Ooh!
Help!
[ GURGLING ]
[ COUGHING ]
[ GASPING ]
Oh! Foreigners!
Finally!
Foreigners? Don't think so.
Just some people you already know,
stranded in the middle of the ocean.
I wish we knew how we got here.
K'nuckles: You mean you don't know?
Know what?
What is he going on about?
K'nuckles: You don't know that I was, uh...
Flapjack: Cap'n K'nuckles!
[ SLOOP! ]
K'nuckles: ...lookin' for Flapjack!
Flapjack: Oaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
K'nuckles: Yeah, uh, looks like I found him.
Well, you may have found each other,
but how are we gonna find Stormalong?
Never fear, Mr. Larry.
Everything has its price.
Take us...home!
[ CHOIR SINGS ]
All right.
Lolly, find some wood and build a mast.
Yes, sir!
Dock Hag, you probably have enough tickets
to make the sail with.
Okay.
Lady Nickelbottoms...
[ SEAGULLS CAWING ]
Flapjack and K'nuckles,
you two will be our oarsmen.
With your work and my managerial skills,
we're gonna get back to Stormalong!
All but K'nuckles: Yay!
time to terminate those termites, K'nuckles.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
K'nuckles: I can't go back there.
I got to find those foreigners.
Okay.
Looking good, folks.
We should be home in no time!
K'nuckles: Hey, Flap, go do something else.
Flapjack: Okay!
[ WHIP! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
Hmm.
K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
Foreigners, here I come.
Lolly!
I thought I told you to sail east.
We're sailing that way!
Uh, I was thoroughly convinced
that I had us pointed in the correct direction,
Peppermint Larry.
Well, we're going the wrong way,
so will you please fix the sails?
Uh...
and that's an order from your captain!
K'nuckles: I think we're going the right way.
And since I'm the only real captain around here,
I should be the one saying which way we should go!
Flapjack: He's right, Peppermint Larry.
You're not a real captain!
You're a bum!
K'nuckles: Oh, yeah?!
Yeah!
K'nuckles: You ever kill a man?
[ ALL GASP ]
No.
Have you?
K'nuckles: Uh...I, uh...
uh, I asked you first.
I guess that does make him a real captain.
Maybe we should listen to him.
K'nuckles: Now all of us get back to work.
I'll get us back to Stormalong.
Right after I find those foreigners.
[ TERMITES SCURRYING ]
Captain, we need to talk.
We've been taking orders from you for days,
and we still haven't reached Stormalong.
Yeah!
And I'm really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,
really thirsty, captain.
And I'm rich!
I'm getting lonely, captain.
[ COOING ]
Are you sure we're going the right way, captain?
Flapjack: Captain K'nuckles doesn't do anything
unless he's 100% sure.
Isn't that right, cap'n?
K'nuckles: That's right!
We should be back in Stormalong any minute.
Oh! That's it!
I am turning this dock around!
[ GRUNTING ]
Aaaah!
[ ALL GASP ]
[ PANTING ]
Somebody -- somebody help me!
Lolly Poopdeck!
[ STRAINING ]
[ CRACK! ]
Huh?
Termites?
The dock is infested with termites!
Termites?!
But how did we get termites out here
in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks?
Flapjack: Don't you blame Cap'n K'nuckles.
He got his termite problem taken care of days ago.
His termite problem?!
[ ALL GASPING ]
I say since he caused this problem,
he has to fix it.
That means swimming back to Stormalong!
Through shark-infested waters.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'nuckles: [ GULPS ]
Yay!
Toss him!
Flapjack: Oh, no! Cap'n!
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: Wait!
What?!
Flapjack: I brought the termites.
I was playing with one back in Stormalong.
[ ALL GASP ]
It was Flapjack!
Flapjack: I will swim back to Stormalong
through shark-infested waters
to save you all.
K'nuckles: uh, Flapjack...
why are you doing this?
Flapjack: Because you're my cap'n.
K'nuckles: Oh. Okay.
[ SHARKS GROWLING ]
Flapjack: Aah!
Continue.
I don't know how he could have done this to us.
I always thought he was a good kid.
Oh, I always knew he was a worthless boy.
Me too.
Flapjack, hurry up and jump in that water!
We need help!
Yes! Jump in the water!
Jump in the water!
[ ALL CHANTING "JUMP IN THE WATER!" ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
No, bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-y!!
It's my fault!
I am infested with termites!
Why, captain, what ever do you mean?
K'nuckles: Look!
Flapjack: Cap'n, don't!
K'nuckles: It's okay, Flap.
[ TERMITES SCREECHING ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
Aah!
[ VOMITS ]
K'nuckles: Dr. Barber wanted to cut off my bottom box
and legs, so I kept us from going back to Stormalong.
Now you know my secret.
All I ask for is a little respect
while a sick man --
All: Throw him overboard!
K'nuckles: Aaaaaah!
Flapjack: Captain!!
K'nuckles: Huh?!
Uh, hey, fellas.
[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ]
K'nuckles: Oh, hey!
You guys are foreigners!
You got any termite oil?
[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ]
♪ Termite oil ♪
K'nuckles: Great!
Put that stuff here!
Ahhhhhhh.
Huh?
♪ Termite saw oil ♪
K'nuckles: Uh...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ SAWING ]
Flapjack: It sure was nice of those foreigners
to help rebuild Stormalong.
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
Flapjack: Thanks for saving me, cap'n.
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: Oh, what's the matter, cap'n?
I can roll you around in a wittle wagon.
[ drumbeats, natives chanting ]